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The Google cert ads have to stop opening with “want to break into cyber security?”. I don’t think it’s going to attract the kind of learners they’re hoping for.

Just seen “Welcome to God squad” on the side of a church. Thought you ought to know.

Back off! That terrible wine is just my vineyard expressing itself!! (natural wine making extremist who disapproves of any human intervention at all in the wine making process)

Why is Descartes asking me to imagine wads of wax mid striptease. I don’t know how this is supposed to help me determine whether I am real or not, although I think I am leaning towards not.

Live, love, large mouth bass.

Children and pets really are the Chekhov’s guns of horror movies.

Love is wet.

‘Who’s Wally? The man behind the mystery…’ (Missed opportunity for Martin Handford’s biography)

When the nurse began drawing my blood today, a sweet tune came out as well. I thought, I guess music really is in my veins! But it turned out to just be the phone ringing.

Do you know the wicker man?