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“Pickled too, you get the flavour of many” – A new promotional line by Big Pickle.

No hard feelings, but auditioning for a tap dancing potato and not getting the role is a real low point in my career. (Edit: Don’t worry, I did end up being tomato no. 3. I was their second choice for the part.)

Today my mother declared after great consideration: “Running: takes all sorts”.

Fun Fact: Moon knight is actually based on the real life of Nicki Minaj and her numerous alter egos.

Penny (farthing) dreadful

“Hey sweety, can I bother you for a moment? How long do you think you can survive, in the ancient times?” – An excellent line from one of those low-budget mobile game ads.

Moon knight? Oh, I’ve been calling it night knight. Seems like a missed opportunity. Marvel really needs to start letting me name their shows.

When you say break from reality do you mean break as in snap? Or break as in all expenses paid holiday? You know what, I like my odds.

And now listeners, ‘Bees’ from top charting album “The Dark Side of the Hive”, by hit apiologist rock band, Pink Floret. “Bees, bees in the air…”

Talking to some people is like smashing your head against a brick wall and hoping you’ll get through to the other side. You probably never will, but if you do, it won’t be without one hell of a headache.