X-File

I just mistook someone who looks nothing like me for my reflection, which I don’t think is a good sign for my sense of self.

Just saw the trigger warning “Aliens?”. No I will not say where I saw it.

O say, does that star-spangled ham yet wave o’er the land of the swine and the home of the spam? – Spamerica.

Not to stray from my usual content but I’m really scared of the Irving Finkel.

Guy liner? I wasn’t aware men don’t have eyes… This potentially explains a lot.

Sometimes I get Ronald Reagan and Seth Rogan confused. This has led to some embarrassment on my part.

Leornado Davincio is not a dream. He is real, and he’s out there now. Acting his way through art school, chasing the dream.

Where are all of my buddies eyebrows?

You know I’m noticing a startling correlation between American holidays and explosions. I’m not claiming it’s exclusive, but across the board, that’s a pattern if I was a neighbouring country, I’d be keeping my eye on. Will I be take questions? Depends, what date is it?

Julius Caesar after a long night at a tiki party once said: “I came, I juiced, I congaed” And I’ll never forget it. What a guy.